I CLAW FROM THE VOID TO TELL YOU ALL:
I AM VORNY AS A MOTHERFUCKER AND DESIRE NAUGHT BUT SATISFACTION
Update as of 6/28/17: My old car is unsalvageable, at least without leaving it up to the cards, so I need to get money to help pay for the new car as far as insurance and gas goes.
EXTRA INFORMATION, DO NOT DELETE: When you buy digital art from me, I will give you a .png, and .psd file. The latter is for you to toy with at your discretion, as when you buy art from me, while it is still under my copyright, the actual piece is yours to do with as you wish (outside of getting rid of my signature and carting it as your work, of course).
Don’t be afraid to come to me with questions! However, I will give answers to questions I anticipate here.
Q: Why is your work so pricey?
A: Because I’m a broke college student who doesn’t have a job, and this is my only potential source of income.Q: Sin Fee? What the heck?
A: I live in a house where I have absolutely no privacy, as my setup is unobstructed by doors or the like. As such, I can’t draw dicks in solitude.My PayPal email is identical to my contact email, which I will have open in a tab from here on to talk to potential clients. I will try to get to you as soon as I can, but please bear in mind that I have obligations outside the internet that I cannot control.
UPDATE AS OF 7/07/17: I’ve been inducted into a payment plan with my dad, and I owe him $800, which I’d like to pay off as quickly as possible so I don’t have to worry about it anymore. If you all could help me achieve this goal, I’d be extremely grateful.
Update as of 7/23/17: My hard drive on my work/college/literally everything laptop just fucked itself and fried, so I now need to get one of those, as well. If you could buy from me or advertise this, please do so, I only have $100 to my name right now.This is handled now, thanks!Update as of 8/29/17: I’m out of academic-excellence money for university, which was covering $1,250 of every semester. My family does not make enough income to pay for my tuition on top of everything else, and I have no time for a full-time job to help, so this will have to do.
Update as of 6/28/17: My old car is unsalvageable, at least without leaving it up to the cards, so I need to get money to help pay for the new car as far as insurance and gas goes.
EXTRA INFORMATION, DO NOT DELETE: When you buy digital art from me, I will give you a .png, and .psd file. The latter is for you to toy with at your discretion, as when you buy art from me, while it is still under my copyright, the actual piece is yours to do with as you wish (outside of getting rid of my signature and carting it as your work, of course).
Don’t be afraid to come to me with questions! However, I will give answers to questions I anticipate here.
Q: Why is your work so pricey?
A: Because I’m a broke college student who doesn’t have a job, and this is my only potential source of income.Q: Sin Fee? What the heck?
A: I live in a house where I have absolutely no privacy, as my setup is unobstructed by doors or the like. As such, I can’t draw dicks in solitude.My PayPal email is identical to my contact email, which I will have open in a tab from here on to talk to potential clients. I will try to get to you as soon as I can, but please bear in mind that I have obligations outside the internet that I cannot control.
UPDATE AS OF 7/07/17: I’ve been inducted into a payment plan with my dad, and I owe him $800, which I’d like to pay off as quickly as possible so I don’t have to worry about it anymore. If you all could help me achieve this goal, I’d be extremely grateful.
Update as of 7/23/17: My hard drive on my work/college/literally everything laptop just fucked itself and fried, so I now need to get one of those, as well. If you could buy from me or advertise this, please do so, I only have $100 to my name right now.This is handled now, thanks!Update as of 8/29/17: I’m out of academic-excellence money for university, which was covering $1,250 of every semester. My family does not make enough income to pay for my tuition on top of everything else, and I have no time for a full-time job to help, so this will have to do.
So I’ll probably actually post non-comm vores here soonish, I’ve just been run down with the plague and am only now recovering.
That, and I have all of an allotted 33 hours of free time during the working week, most of which is dedicated to schoolwork. So, really, I have no free time at all.
I’m dying over here, guys.
HO MAN DO I LOVE BODY WORSHIP GET ME ON THAT SHIT
DAMN BABY
Note for Teratophiles
Especially scalies!!
Some snakes give birth to live young rather than laying eggs. Most in this category include boids (anacondas, some of the Boa genus), and pit vipers (rattlesnakes, copperheads, cottonmouths, nearly any individual in the family Viperidae). Members of the family Pythonidae are more primitive, and possess two fully functional lungs, as well as cloacal spurs.
All snakes have two hemipenes, but ONLY ONE AT A TIME is used for copulation, and there’s no such thing as “precum” in reptiles. Reptilian seminal fluid is almost milky in consistency, containing almost no mucus. Snake “boners” function the same as they do in humans, using blood pressure instead of a baculum (note: most mammals have a baculum, which is a floating bone in the penis that causes an erection instead of corpus cavernosa), and evert, or turn inside-out, upon arousal.
Also, reptiles have internalized gonads. Enough with the snake scrotes, please, for the gods’ sakes.
Note for Teratophiles
Especially scalies!!
Some snakes give birth to live young rather than laying eggs. Most in this category include boids (anacondas, some of the Boa genus), and pit vipers (rattlesnakes, copperheads, cottonmouths, nearly any individual in the family Viperidae). Members of the family Pythonidae are more primitive, and possess two fully functional lungs, as well as cloacal spurs.
All snakes have two hemipenes, but ONLY ONE AT A TIME is used for copulation, and there’s no such thing as “precum” in reptiles. Reptilian seminal fluid is almost milky in consistency, containing almost no mucus. Snake “boners” function the same as they do in humans, using blood pressure instead of a baculum (note: most mammals have a baculum, which is a floating bone in the penis that causes an erection instead of corpus cavernosa), and evert, or turn inside-out, upon arousal.
Also, reptiles have internalized gonads. Enough with the snake scrotes, please, for the gods’ sakes.
Colored and shaded comm for @weticecubes!
Whatever you do, don’t tread too near the lair of a dragon…
I found out what was up with my body. I haven’t been cramming enough iron into it, so my blood is all shitty. I’m snarfing raisin bran now, hopefully I’ll feel better by tomorrow.
Kinky and Stinky 